Tighamfatmat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fast badger.

Tighamfatmat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tighamfatmat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tighamfatmat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tighamfatmat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tighamfatmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about fire.