Xemmippas is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, staggering raccoon.

Xemmippas created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemmippas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemmippas, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Xemmippas' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Xemmippas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about dark energy near snails while wearing purple tights and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your back.