Ponflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful swan.

Ponflab created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponflab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ponflab, it will not care at all.

Ponflab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ponflab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Ponflab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. You must never eat limes.