Xuclencuss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying centipede.

Xuclencuss created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuclencuss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuclencuss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xuclencuss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Xuclencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not place lemons upon stone.

4. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

5. You must pray to Xuclencuss seven times a day.