Fosspannell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient crab.

Fosspannell created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosspannell, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosspannell, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fosspannell's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fosspannell's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fosspannell.

2. Always obey Fosspannell's priests.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never approach rivers carrying ash.