Sastap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, annoying grasshopper.

Sastap created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sastap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sastap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sastap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sastap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never sit near moths.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never prepare onions during winter.