Dossbatparkmon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable porpoise.

Dossbatparkmon created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossbatparkmon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dossbatparkmon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dossbatparkmon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dossbatparkmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not take Dossbatparkmon's name in vain.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never speak at dawn.