Wadbosstarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless goose.

Wadbosstarp created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Wadbosstarp, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadbosstarp, it will turn you into a snail.

Wadbosstarp's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wadbosstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help sheep.