Gofsispitcubtailpinpib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gofsispitcubtailpinpib created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofsispitcubtailpinpib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gofsispitcubtailpinpib, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gofsispitcubtailpinpib's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gofsispitcubtailpinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never mix onions with ash.