Arpladspag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sapient mouse.

Arpladspag created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpladspag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arpladspag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Arpladspag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Arpladspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after capybaras.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.