Negtadmum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered warg.

Negtadmum created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negtadmum, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Negtadmum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Negtadmum's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Negtadmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Negtadmum on top of all buildings.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.