Cussmiltam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid weasel.

Cussmiltam created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussmiltam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cussmiltam, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cussmiltam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cussmiltam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

4. Never adorn your face with gray markings.

5. Do not speak about oranges.