Sigquillquat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless capybara.

Sigquillquat created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigquillquat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sigquillquat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sigquillquat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sigquillquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. You must love Sigquillquat.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.