Ciprapflag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish ant.

Ciprapflag created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ciprapflag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ciprapflag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ciprapflag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ciprapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near squirrels.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.