Kikrutyak is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, blissful centaur.

Kikrutyak created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikrutyak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kikrutyak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kikrutyak's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kikrutyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not prepare turnips while wearing scarves.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect five titanium sculptures of Kikrutyak on top of important buildings.