Hontenxenquill is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, egotistical scorpion.

Hontenxenquill created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hontenxenquill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hontenxenquill, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hontenxenquill's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hontenxenquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never travel toward the west during spring.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never whisper while facing east.