Cedzimrakmob is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, caring
otter.
Cedzimrakmob created Africa twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cedzimrakmob, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Cedzimrakmob, she will not care.
Cedzimrakmob's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Cedzimrakmob's Holy Commandments1. Never look at black holes.
2. Do not travel during winter.
3. Always wear cyan.
4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.
5. Cedzimrakmob loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.