Cedzimrakmob is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, caring otter.

Cedzimrakmob created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cedzimrakmob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cedzimrakmob, she will not care.

Cedzimrakmob's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cedzimrakmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Cedzimrakmob loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.