Ligyartbed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent skunk.

Ligyartbed created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligyartbed, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ligyartbed, it will turn you into a rock.

Ligyartbed's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ligyartbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Hide from blue capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Ligyartbed's priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.