Wikyarptonk is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured toad.

Wikyarptonk created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikyarptonk, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wikyarptonk, he will destroy your home planet.

Wikyarptonk's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wikyarptonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Put Wikyarptonk first in all things.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help sick geese.