Talfidmad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, conceited swallow.

Talfidmad created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Talfidmad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Talfidmad, she will come to you in dreams.

Talfidmad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Talfidmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.