Benlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fast turtle.

Benlarn created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Benlarn, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Benlarn, he will make you grow a tail.

Benlarn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Benlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silver while unclean.

2. Never touch water while tainted.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Never prepare bread during summer.

5. Remain standing during prayer.