Gangatsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, charitable raccoon.

Gangatsaf created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gangatsaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gangatsaf, it will turn you into a rat.

Gangatsaf's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gangatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must love Gangatsaf.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never leap in the presence of seals.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.