Ortnuttjiplat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart camel.

Ortnuttjiplat created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortnuttjiplat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ortnuttjiplat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ortnuttjiplat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ortnuttjiplat's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

2. Never mark doors with red.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never skip near tapirs.