Vidvabpang is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful dog.

Vidvabpang created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidvabpang, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vidvabpang, she will turn you into a snail.

Vidvabpang's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vidvabpang's Holy Commandments

1. Vidvabpang loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Always obey Vidvabpang's priests.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Never mark doors with red.