Wodyikjad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish gerbil.

Wodyikjad created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodyikjad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wodyikjad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wodyikjad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wodyikjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Retreat if six foxes approach from the east.

5. You must never eat rice.