Rowgamcabgadrawyamgandiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective crocodile.

Rowgamcabgadrawyamgandiss created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgamcabgadrawyamgandiss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowgamcabgadrawyamgandiss, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rowgamcabgadrawyamgandiss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rowgamcabgadrawyamgandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Always obey Rowgamcabgadrawyamgandiss' priests.

5. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing purple skirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.