Renbapvog Siglenbap Cublitnar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, competent crane.

Renbapvog Siglenbap Cublitnar created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renbapvog Siglenbap Cublitnar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Renbapvog Siglenbap Cublitnar, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Renbapvog Siglenbap Cublitnar's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Renbapvog Siglenbap Cublitnar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.