Japingwon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical toad.

Japingwon created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japingwon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Japingwon, she will strike you with lightening.

Japingwon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Japingwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine badgers in a large pit.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Never look in ponds.