Bedrattam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, pitiless skunk.

Bedrattam created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bedrattam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bedrattam, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bedrattam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bedrattam's Holy Commandments

1. Bedrattam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing black kilts and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chant at crossroads.