Fuddobdot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate dragon.

Fuddobdot created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fuddobdot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fuddobdot, she will turn you into a mole.

Fuddobdot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fuddobdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing white scarves.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Always obey Fuddobdot's priests.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Always help sick voles.