Farnlinnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage fly.

Farnlinnurl created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Farnlinnurl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farnlinnurl, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farnlinnurl's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Farnlinnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnlinnurl.