Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest capybara.

Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog, she will turn you into a rat.

Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing cyan kilts.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.