Dinfubdossfed is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain hedgehog.

Dinfubdossfed created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfubdossfed, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinfubdossfed, she will remove you from existence.

Dinfubdossfed's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dinfubdossfed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Dinfubdossfed on top of important buildings.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.