Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane goose.

Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.