Stafteenlist is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring wasp.

Stafteenlist created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafteenlist, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stafteenlist, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stafteenlist's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stafteenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never adorn your feet with fawn markings.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Stafteenlist on top of all buildings.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Run away from white otters, for they are unholy.