Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair beaver.

Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart, he will turn you into a worm.

Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never sit in the presence of elders.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Never feed lots of limes to foxes while wearing white hats.