Ganfomjat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent hyena.

Ganfomjat created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganfomjat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ganfomjat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ganfomjat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ganfomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with fear.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Do not commit murder.