Weevilgen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast ant.

Weevilgen created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weevilgen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weevilgen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Weevilgen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Weevilgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing violet stockings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.