Cunlinnig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, amazing armadillo.

Cunlinnig created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cunlinnig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cunlinnig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cunlinnig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cunlinnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare peas during spring.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunlinnig.

4. Do not prepare garlic while wearing shirts.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.