Sogbess is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful shrew.

Sogbess created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbess, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sogbess, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sogbess' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sogbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not sing at crossroads.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Do not prepare oranges while filled with envy.