Armyambon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest octopus.

Armyambon created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armyambon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Armyambon, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Armyambon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Armyambon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never jump in spring.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.