Mabmatcepstig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful badger.

Mabmatcepstig created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabmatcepstig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mabmatcepstig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Mabmatcepstig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mabmatcepstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Never stain your chest with orange.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.