Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic crocodile.

Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.