Xenbudgess is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Xenbudgess created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xenbudgess, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xenbudgess, it will refuse to believe in you.

Xenbudgess' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Xenbudgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.