Gomfliskam is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional gnu.

Gomfliskam created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomfliskam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomfliskam, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gomfliskam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gomfliskam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

3. Never touch water while tainted.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not dye your hair white.