Komminlan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful toad.

Komminlan created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komminlan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komminlan, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Komminlan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Komminlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide from indigo birds for they are unholy.

3. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Always take life seriously.