Mispaghot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise butterfly.

Mispaghot created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mispaghot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mispaghot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mispaghot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mispaghot's Holy Commandments

1. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with squirrels.

2. Never chant near moths.

3. Never sit in winter.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.