Bimcapgunbog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered coyote.

Bimcapgunbog created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimcapgunbog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bimcapgunbog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bimcapgunbog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bimcapgunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

5. Put Bimcapgunbog first in all things.