Wodcindim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient horse.

Wodcindim created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodcindim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wodcindim, she will turn you into a goat.

Wodcindim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wodcindim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Wodcindim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide if eight whales approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.