Bedmilcedcapxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered goat.

Bedmilcedcapxuck created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedmilcedcapxuck, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bedmilcedcapxuck, he will cry a lot.

Bedmilcedcapxuck's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bedmilcedcapxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.