Gidvablimbit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage warg.

Gidvablimbit created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Gidvablimbit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidvablimbit, it will manifest in front of you.

Gidvablimbit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gidvablimbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Gidvablimbit first in all things.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Never jump near horses.