Dibnut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing gorilla.

Dibnut created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dibnut, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dibnut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dibnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

3. Never prepare figs during spring.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.