Stafwipzod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, capable gerbil.

Stafwipzod created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Stafwipzod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stafwipzod, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Stafwipzod's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stafwipzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

5. Do not listen to music.