Larnteenvad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise jellyfish.

Larnteenvad created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnteenvad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larnteenvad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Larnteenvad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Larnteenvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Larnteenvad.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.